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HE IN ME, Ted's
first published novel, is still available from Amazon and
other fine online distributors. You say you can't afford
it? Well, I don't blame you...neither can I. HOWEVER... For a
limited time only, you can purchase a copy of HE IN
ME directly
from the author (that's me). I'm not talking about some
shredded, peed-on pile of pulp that the cat's been
playing with. Or a faded, dog-eared edition with bugs
splattered all over the back cover and food stuck between
the pages, that several dozen people have read while in
bed, or on the potty. Why take a chance on a cheap,
stinky, bootleg rag that's been passed around and fought
over long before you ever get your trembling little paws
on it. It's like your mama always used to say, you don't
know where something like that has been...YECH!
No
sir! What I have on hand are brand
new, mint conditon, fresh out-of-the-box copies,
which I will personally autograph and sell to you for the
unbeatable price of only $5.00.
Tha-a-a-t's right, only
$5.00!
Order right now, and I will waive
the taxes, shipping costs, import fees, and those pricey
extras retailers normally tack on. That means you'll end
up spending less
for HE IN ME if you
purchase an autographed copy from me
than if you had bought a plain, un-autographed copy
elsewhere. Why pay more???
So
what are you waiting for? The sooner you place an order
with me, the sooner you'll get the discount.
| But supplies
won't last forever, so act now! |
Friends, there's nothing
quite like the pleasure of opening the pages of a crisp,
virgin book for the very first time, sniffing the
binding, fondling the pages, and knowing that that YOU
are the first! Oh, and don't forget to check out the
contents. I hear HE IN ME is a pretty
neat story. Maybe someday I'll be able to afford a copy
for myself. I can't wait to read it!
| Listen
to your mama: Buy a new
copy of my book today!
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