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HE IN ME, Ted's first published novel, is still available from Amazon and other fine online distributors. You say you can't afford it? Well, I don't blame you...neither can I.

HOWEVER... For a limited time only, you can purchase a copy of HE IN ME directly from the author (that's me). I'm not talking about some shredded, peed-on pile of pulp that the cat's been playing with. Or a faded, dog-eared edition with bugs splattered all over the back cover and food stuck between the pages, that several dozen people have read while in bed, or on the potty. Why take a chance on a cheap, stinky, bootleg rag that's been passed around and fought over long before you ever get your trembling little paws on it. It's like your mama always used to say, you don't know where something like that has been...YECH!

No sir! What I have on hand are brand new, mint conditon, fresh out-of-the-box copies, which I will personally autograph and sell to you for the unbeatable price of only $5.00.
Tha-a-a-t's right, only $5.00!

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!

Order right now, and I will waive the taxes, shipping costs, import fees, and those pricey extras retailers normally tack on. That means you'll end up spending less for HE IN ME if you purchase an autographed copy from me than if you had bought a plain, un-autographed copy elsewhere. Why pay more???

So what are you waiting for? The sooner you place an order with me, the sooner you'll get the discount.

But supplies won't last forever, so act now!

Friends, there's nothing quite like the pleasure of opening the pages of a crisp, virgin book for the very first time, sniffing the binding, fondling the pages, and knowing that that YOU are the first! Oh, and don't forget to check out the contents. I hear HE IN ME is a pretty neat story. Maybe someday I'll be able to afford a copy for myself. I can't wait to read it!

Listen to your mama: Buy a new copy of my book today!

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